I accidentally off-roaded the Boxster

"Brian Silvestro" (BrianSilvestro) 05/04/2015 at 18:37 • Filed to: box, boxster, porsche, porsche boxster, rally porsche, aaron is a bad decision maker

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blame Aaron for taking us down that road, wrx-driving dick

whoarder is tellurium > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 18:40

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Damn, there goes the resale value. I’m sorry, Silvestbro.

Aaron Brown > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 18:40

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Don't act like you didn't enjoy it.

Brian Silvestro > whoarder is tellurium 05/04/2015 at 18:41

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It’s leased LOL

Brian Silvestro > Aaron Brown 05/04/2015 at 18:41

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I’m still bitter

whoarder is tellurium > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 18:42

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ITS THE PERFECT CRIME

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 18:48

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Aaron did not “accidentally” do anything.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 18:51

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Better than ice racing it, probably.

Brian Silvestro > jkm7680 05/04/2015 at 18:55

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aka he did it on purpose that dick

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2015 at 18:55

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GET IT

Hot Takes Salesman > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 18:55

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Just how much will Porsche cost you to fix whatever problems arise, we shall see...

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 18:56

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Kill his head gasket.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 18:56

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But just incase, you should try ice racing it.

You know,

for science.

and shit...

Brian Silvestro > jkm7680 05/04/2015 at 18:57

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It’ll kill itself soon I’m sure

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2015 at 18:58

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hell yeah

Kyle D. > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 18:58

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Sounds like the next step is building a PVC roll cage, painting it with metallic wheel paint, and entering into a rally! At least it would make for a fantastic article.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 19:00

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plsrecordwithgopro

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 19:00

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yis

MLGCarGuy > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 19:35

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Did you off road this Miata right here?

Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 19:43

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Who said Boxsters can’t off-road:

Brian Silvestro > MLGCarGuy 05/04/2015 at 19:47

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Much better: http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/https-www-yout…

Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve 05/04/2015 at 19:47

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I love everything about that picture

MLGCarGuy > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 20:00

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So the answer to depression is roadster-cross. Got it.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Brian Silvestro 05/04/2015 at 20:11

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If I could, I’d offer to wash it for you. I get some sort of sick thrill out of washing really dirty cars. I cannot explain it.

Flat Six > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 05/07/2015 at 16:04

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I enjoy it too. It is very satisfying. Same with vacuuming large piles of dust.